Alexis Marie
Homework date with my cutie 💕😎

Homework date with my cutie 💕😎

Even thought I’m not technically a barista and Starbucks trained, I got to help over at Starbucks for half my shift and even be by myself for 15 minutes! I REALLY want to work over there now!

Even thought I’m not technically a barista and Starbucks trained, I got to help over at Starbucks for half my shift and even be by myself for 15 minutes! I REALLY want to work over there now!

Person: Aren't you a little too old to like One Direction
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Do you think Harry is grabbing his dick for the 11 year olds to enjoy because I don't think so
pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

portrays:

if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

thevoluntaryistpunk:

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

image

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

image

June:

image

Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

image

August:
image

ckings:

fouette:

sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world

i’m surprised nobody ruined this text post yet