Cooked dinner for my man, my best friend, and her man tonight! 😍😍
4 YEARS OF ONE DIRECTION
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
who was i before one direction
i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me
"do you remember that one time when 1d—"
yes. i remember.