Alexis Marie

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

trust:

people who can take selfies and look good no matter what are the reason why i want to die 

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

kryptoni-te:

presumptious:

gorillaxbiscuit:

i couldn’t not reblog this

queue

wow

kryptoni-te:

presumptious:

gorillaxbiscuit:

i couldn’t not reblog this

queue

wow

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that