Alexis Marie
How to murder
Step 1: put the knife right in
Step 2: take the knife on out
Step 3: put the knife back in
Step 4: and twist it all about
Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.

Jack said we Should work together

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you


if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom or car or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.

Dan Campbell

(via canhappenlove)

Fall in love with someone that doesn’t make you think love is hard
(via buzzlesyear)
I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem.
Why I’m taking so many selfies. (via missmirandaaraee)


do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad